Today, something horrible happened.
A Mumsnet user admitted to having a "dedicated clean-up area" next to her marital bed and asked fellow users: "do you dunk your penis?"
This dick-dunking station was complete with box of tissues, a small bin and a beaker of clean water - to allow her partner to wash his willy after sex.
And all because she is too busy hogging the bathroom.
Pass me the sick bucket. Just make sure it's not their bedside table bin.
It didn't take long for the thread to go viral and #penisbeaker hashtag to take off. And there are rumours that the traffic may even be crashing the Mumsnet site... Imagine.
Here are some of the responses.
There's only one question on our minds: to dunk or not to dunk?
#PenisBeaker
Our favourite part of the Mumsnet thread? "Grab your penis beaker, you've pulled."