Which Is More Impressive: Owen Paterson Or A Badger?

10/10/2013 13:23
  • Andrea Mann Writer of sentences like this one. Also, occasionally, longer ones. But not this time.

Read our 12 fun facts and then vote in our poll!

  • 1 There is only one Owen Paterson.
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  • 2 There are 11 species of badger.
  • 3 Owen Paterson ran as a Conservative Party candidate in the 1992 General Election but failed to win a seat.
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  • 4 A badger can run at speeds of up to 19mph.
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  • 5 Owen Paterson publicly opposed the same-sex marriage bill.
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  • 6 A badger has never publicly opposed same-sex marriage.
  • 7 Owen Paterson has read books.
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  • 8 A badger has been a character in books by Roald Dahl, Kenneth Grahame and Beatrix Potter.
  • 9 Owen Paterson's wealth is estimated at £1.5m.
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  • 10 A badger has no need for money.
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  • 11 Owen Paterson can ride horses.
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  • 12 A badger can move goalposts.

So tell us...

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