Thought 'Do you dunk your penis?' was an odd title for a Mumsnet forum thread - or indeed any thread, on any forum, anywhere? Think again!
Yes, Mumsnet has a history of bizarre-slash-hilarious thread titles - and ensuing discussions. From animals to anal sex, here's just a selection of its classics:
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"Look into my eyes... You are feeling very, very stupid..."
It's amazing what you can craft out of two gingham tablecloths
Hands up who forced their kids into showbiz?
C3PO's secret wife and daughter are revealed
Awkward swimsuit pose #1: 'The Optimist'
Awkward swimsuit pose #2: 'The Stacey's Mom'
Wait - how did Sandi Toksvig get in here?
At least these kids can remain anonymous
Festive, and in no way inappropriate
There's never a right time to say you want a divorce
Stop! Or My Mom Will Belly-Dance!
Because sometimes even mothers fancy a threesome
Blood is thicker than water. But water's pretty thick, too
Fact: only their mother has naturally curly hair
Can you spot the gender-specific difference?
Jane Lynch: The early, mothering, years
Cowgirls with their cowmother
'We Need To Talk About Kevin' - the reality
[Insert mother-in-law joke here]
Hooray! It's the water cooler guy!
If you'd married this man, you'd look awkward, too
We've all tried to trap our parents behind a sofa - right?
When mothers-of-the-bride almost attack
And the Awkward Mother Of The Year award goes to...