Thought 'Do you dunk your penis?' was an odd title for a Mumsnet forum thread - or indeed any thread, on any forum, anywhere? Think again!

Yes, Mumsnet has a history of bizarre-slash-hilarious thread titles - and ensuing discussions. From animals to anal sex, here's just a selection of its classics:


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  • "Look into my eyes... You are feeling very, very stupid..."

  • It's amazing what you can craft out of two gingham tablecloths

  • Hands up who forced their kids into showbiz?

  • C3PO's secret wife and daughter are revealed

  • Awkward swimsuit pose #1: 'The Optimist'

  • Awkward swimsuit pose #2: 'The Stacey's Mom'

  • Wait - how did Sandi Toksvig get in here?

  • At least these kids can remain anonymous

  • Festive, and in no way inappropriate

  • There's never a right time to say you want a divorce

  • Stop! Or My Mom Will Belly-Dance!

  • Eyes right...

  • Because sometimes even mothers fancy a threesome

  • Blood is thicker than water. But water's pretty thick, too

  • Fact: only their mother has naturally curly hair

  • Can you spot the gender-specific difference?

  • Jane Lynch: The early, mothering, years

  • Cowgirls with their cowmother

  • 'We Need To Talk About Kevin' - the reality

  • [Insert mother-in-law joke here]

  • Hooray! It's the water cooler guy!

  • If you'd married this man, you'd look awkward, too

  • We've all tried to trap our parents behind a sofa - right?

  • When mothers-of-the-bride almost attack

  • And the Awkward Mother Of The Year award goes to...