From cuddly royals to cuddly animals, we round up seven days' worth of silly snaps.
Warning: contains multiple images of Boris Johnson that some readers may find disturbing.
"One day, all this will be mine," said Boris as he flew over Chequers.
Una Healey: singer, Saturday, fembot.
She's just had a baby AND she can play volleyball? Boy, we really dig that Kate Middleton! Geddit?!
Obama really wasn't happy about the job he had to do while he waited for the government to reopen.
Biden, meanwhile, brought everyone muffins. See, THAT'S how you make a country feel better!
Cara Delevingne's normal resting face.
China, he is in you.
Just another normal day in London...
...no, really. (OK, OK, it was World Zombie Day.)
Yes, Harry. He's real. He's a real non-royal.
Tom Hiddleston refuses to have his photo taken in the most actorly fashion possible.
For some reason, Paul McCartney is surprised that people turn up to his TOP SECRET* gig in Covent Garden. *not top secret
Meanwhile, in China: this is actually happening.
Chris Pratt and Adam Scott celebrate the 100th episode of 'Parks And Recreation' in inimitable style.
"What do you mean, you want ID?"
Boris Johnson's pilot scheme to keep tourists off London's roads is finally launched.
There are striking teachers. And there are <em>striking</em> teachers.
Proof that God is getting in to the Halloween spirit too.
Meanwhile, in China: George Osborne tries to get to know the giant blonde panda the locals seem fond of.
When throwing rosary beads goes wrong.
The Pope takes precautions against people throwing rosary beads.
Best. Giraffe selfie. Ever. In fact, scrap that. Only. Giraffe selfie. Ever.
SHE HAD A BABY THREE MONTHS AGO. And she can STILL do the Time Warp. Amazing!!
These are OUR kind of window cleaners!
Meanwhile in China: they finally find a monkey to play drums.
Arise, king and queen of conkers! We hear they really hit it off.
"You talkin' to me?"
Just around the corner from Roy Hodgson Avenue, there lies...
Just a climber. Hangin' out. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/18/picture-of-the-day-climbing-chair_n_4120813.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">350 FT UP THE SIDE OF A CLIFF.</a>
Andy Murray gets his OBE for service to... actually, mainly service. And return. And volleys.
Boris Johnson - still keeping an eye on London while over in China, thanks to the latest Nikon technology.
Don't worry, George. We're thinking the same thing.
"Hello, is that China? Any chance you could keep Boris, please."