From cuddly royals to cuddly animals, we round up seven days' worth of silly snaps.

Warning: contains multiple images of Boris Johnson that some readers may find disturbing.

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  • "One day, all this will be mine," said Boris as he flew over Chequers.

  • Una Healey: singer, Saturday, fembot.

  • She's just had a baby AND she can play volleyball? Boy, we really dig that Kate Middleton! Geddit?!

  • Obama really wasn't happy about the job he had to do while he waited for the government to reopen.

  • Biden, meanwhile, brought everyone muffins. See, THAT'S how you make a country feel better!

  • Cara Delevingne's normal resting face.

  • China, he is in you.

  • Just another normal day in London...

  • ...no, really. (OK, OK, it was World Zombie Day.)

  • Yes, Harry. He's real. He's a real non-royal.

  • Tom Hiddleston refuses to have his photo taken in the most actorly fashion possible.

  • For some reason, Paul McCartney is surprised that people turn up to his TOP SECRET* gig in Covent Garden. *not top secret

  • Meanwhile, in China: this is actually happening.

  • Chris Pratt and Adam Scott celebrate the 100th episode of 'Parks And Recreation' in inimitable style.

  • "What do you mean, you want ID?"

  • Boris Johnson's pilot scheme to keep tourists off London's roads is finally launched.

  • There are striking teachers. And there are <em>striking</em> teachers.

  • Proof that God is getting in to the Halloween spirit too.

  • Meanwhile, in China: George Osborne tries to get to know the giant blonde panda the locals seem fond of.

  • When throwing rosary beads goes wrong.

  • The Pope takes precautions against people throwing rosary beads.

  • Best. Giraffe selfie. Ever. In fact, scrap that. Only. Giraffe selfie. Ever.

  • SHE HAD A BABY THREE MONTHS AGO. And she can STILL do the Time Warp. Amazing!!

  • These are OUR kind of window cleaners!

  • Meanwhile in China: they finally find a monkey to play drums.

  • Arise, king and queen of conkers! We hear they really hit it off.

  • "You talkin' to me?"

  • Just around the corner from Roy Hodgson Avenue, there lies...

  • Just a climber. Hangin' out. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/18/picture-of-the-day-climbing-chair_n_4120813.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">350 FT UP THE SIDE OF A CLIFF.</a>

  • Andy Murray gets his OBE for service to... actually, mainly service. And return. And volleys.

  • Boris Johnson - still keeping an eye on London while over in China, thanks to the latest Nikon technology.

  • Don't worry, George. We're thinking the same thing.

  • "Hello, is that China? Any chance you could keep Boris, please."