Xbox One vs. PS4: have you picked your side in the unending battle for total control of the console market?
No, you probably haven't - because you're the sort of mature tech fan who knows that the more healthy and popular systems the better it is for gamers everywhere.
Unfortunately, no one told the kids in South Park, Colorado.
Check out this brilliant evisceration of gaming fanboyism ahead of the launch of both machines in the UK and US later this month.
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