It doesn't look too shabby either. It's got a quad-core 1.6GHz processor, runs Android 4.2.2 Jelly Bean and a 7 inch 1024x600 resolution screen.
You get front and back cameras - 0.3MP and 2.0MP respectively - and a few apps including Kaspersky Tablet Security.
There's minimal hype in the ad and it's certainly lacking a catchy name but if it lives up to its billing that's not bad at all for £79.99.
It goes on sale on Sunday 8th December but if you want one you'll have to hurry as stocks are limited.