Person Who Was Clear Favourite To Win Something Wins That Thing

16/12/2013 10:31
  • Andrea Mann Writer of sentences like this one. Also, occasionally, longer ones. But not this time.
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On Sunday night, a person won the competition they'd been expected to win.

In an evening filled with absolutely no tension at all, the person beat off a lack of fierce competition from people nobody has heard of/cares about in front of an audience of thousands in Leeds/London.

Despite their win, the person is not expected to develop a personality/long-term career any time soon.

The only controversy of the night was a full kiss on the lips between two men. Gary Lineker and Sir Alex Ferguson were unavailable for comment.

SPOTY 2013

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