Newsnight stalwart Jeremy Paxman pulled no punches when he announced just what the internet is really for during Wednesday's programme.
Masturbation, in case you were wondering.
Paxman was introducing a segment on online pornography filters when he squared up to the camera and conspiratorially announced: “Now as we all know, one of the main functions of the internet is to facilitate masturbation, or worse.”
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Speak for yourself, Jezza.
But let's not forget some other things the internet is good for:
