There will be no wholesome scenes at the table on Christmas day if HuffPost UK has anything to do with it.
Last week we brought you the Cthuken – a culinary abomination consisting of turkey, crab legs, octopus tentacles and bacon strips.
And today we serve up... the Turkey Bear.
Stitched together in the manner of Frankenstein’s monster, this obscenity first plagued Twitter on Sunday morning after it was uploaded by chef Simon Hulstone.
Hulstone joked he had made the bear for his children – but it later transpired the dimpled, bloody creature was the work of Russian artist Victor Ivanov.
Anymore for anymore? How about a lamb's head affixed to a turkey with pig trotters? Or a culinary marriage of goose and fish? Come on internet – we have two more days – let’s go all the way…
