From Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, Mark Twain to Charlie Brown, we round up some of the funniest words of wisdom about New Year's resolutions...
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In which Prince Harry pulls his most awkward face, David Cameron laughs his most awkward laugh, and some poor woman has to share the stage with them both.
The Queen is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/19/princess-eugenie-photobomb-queen_n_3464133.html" target="_blank">photobombed by her own grandchild</a>. We're sure this is a treasonable offence.
We feel for you, kid. We really do.
Angela Merkel was hugely impressed by the new pope's Ted Rogers impression.
The funniest photo to ensue from the G8 summit in Ireland?
No. That would be this one.
A world famous superstar - AND Robert De Niro! Bless you, Lil Bub.
Ed Miliband takes tea with Normal People. It's clearly a comfortable affair.
The NASA Rover draws a giant penis on the surface of Mars. Well, the NASA Rover <em>is</em> a 12-year-old boy.
Camilla sees the giant penis on the surface of Mars. Possibly.
At Nelson's Mandela Memorial, someone picks exactly the right spot for George W Bush.
Although this was the shocking photo of the event, of course. Who knew that the Prime Minister of Denmark was <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/11/helle-thorning-schmidt-mandela-memorial-selfie-_n_4423865.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-comedy" target="_blank">a woman</a>?!
Well, 'selfie' was the Oxford English Dictionary's word of the year, you know.
In animal news, a frog photobombed this NASA launch...
...while <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/19/horse-photobomb_n_3621666.html" target="_blank">a horse photobombed</a> these adorable little girls.
Still, he wasn't the only one with a long face this year.
No, really. It's almost like Nick Clegg is perfecting this thing.
Still, it could be worse. He could be Nigel Farage.
Slightly happier this year? Prince Charles. And no more so than when he'd been given a teddy bear to cuddle.
Chelsea's Gary Cahill and Fulham's Scott Parker bring us our favourite footie photo of the year.
Don't worry, Prince Harry didn't actually punch that baby.
"One down: Person who uses public transport to make it seem like he's in touch with The Masses..."
We're not saying the sun shines out of Olly Murs's a***, but... apparently, it does.
How to celebrate winning the men's doubles final at Wimbledon (if you're Bob and Mike Bryan).
Although that celebratory sporting act was nothing compared to <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/17/manu-tuilagi-bunny-ears-prank-pictures-viral_n_3941162.html" target="_blank">Manu Tuilagi's</a>, of course.
Michael Gove takes the 'Are You Smarter Than A Five Year-Old?' test, sadly fails.
Ed Miliband meets an admirer at the Labour party conference. Lucky Ed!
A llama gets in on the action <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/12/llama-photobomb-machu-picchu_n_4430908.html" target="_blank">at Machu Picchu</a>.
The Duchess of Cambridge hears a shocking piece of gossip as she leaves Westminster Abbey. Possibly.
David Cameron tries to high five some children in Sri Lanka. This goes about as well as expected.
If only he was as popular as Gideon and Boris in China, eh? Well, Boris, at least.
So many Lady Gaga photos to choose from this year, so little time. So we've chosen this one as our favourite.
A divorce is announced <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/26/wife-divorce-bar-sign-wales_n_4344234.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">in Swansea</a>.
Some say Pope Francis is too informal. We say: he gets a big thumbs-up.
Ed Balls proves once again that you should never work with children or plastic animals.
In Alex Salmond's defence, no politician looks good in hard hat, googles and overalls.
No, really - they don't.
Shetland ponies in cardigans. The best animals-in-outfits thing to happen this year, apart from...
...<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/04/cats-wearing-tights_n_4212193.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">cats in tights</a>
Not Beyonce's best look this year - although probably her most powerful.
We can't be sure, but we THINK there might be a member of the royal family hiding behind one of those masks.
Gentleman in the chair: you have our sympathies.
In which Prince Charles takes part in a magic trick. Marvellous.
We'll never forget where we were when we first saw George Osborne's new haircut. We were in Ancient Rome.
Desperate to revive his image this year, Nick Clegg recruited a new team of young advisors.
The only picture of Sir Patrick Stewart in a bathtub, dressed as a lobster, that you needed to see this year.
Barack Obama pulls a gun-totin' stance. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/02/barack-obama-on-the-phone_n_3855791.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">Here were some of the best reactions.</a>
Just your average <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/07/george-clooney-photobomb_n_4057557.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">George Clooney photobomb</a>.
Although that's not as good as a 'sleeping David Cameron on a four-poster bed' photobomb, of course.
And finally: The Artist Formerly Known As The Royal Baby (now known as Prince George) greets the masses - in truly royal style.