Ukip Councillor Samuel Fletcher Facebook Thread Covers Immigration, Gays, Mushrooms And Affairs

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We know it's still early days but brace yourself for the most insane thing you've read in 2014.

This is Samuel Fletcher.

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He's a Ukip councillor in the Bracken Bank and Ingrow Ward in Keighley.

Samuel would like to give you a little insight into his mind...

  • In a debate started on the topic of immigration...
  • Samuel's mind drifted to more 'pressing' matters...
  • ... that he didn't want to dwell on...
  • But he had his reasons...
  • He may have been hurt by a mushroom-wielding person in the past...
  • He is a profound and medically informed horticulturalist...
  • Maybe he just forgot he was connected to the internet here...
  • YAY! The penny drops...
  • And he's forgotten again...
  • And forgotten again...
  • You have such a way with words Samuel...
  • Presumably mushrooms can't grow in salty earth...
  • Does that mean too big or too small...
  • Nor us Samuel, nor us...
  • The thing is Samuel...
  • Voters will see this and what Nigel thinks is fairly moot..
  • Oh, he also knows a joke...

(h-t @MissLWade and #thingselliottsays.

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