Hate all the pressure to start the year with a new diet or fitness regime - or, even more drastically, a new you? Then you'll love these!
Yes, from Mark Twain to Miss Piggy, here are some very amusing words of wisdom on the subjects of exercise, fitness, diets and all that rubbish...
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