The Possible Causes Of Seven British Weather Disasters, According To Ukip

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Well, if Ukip councillor David Silvester thinks that recent floods were the result of the same-sex marriage bill...

  • 1
    The 'Big Freeze' of 1962-3
    Caused by: Trinidad and Tobago and Uganda gaining independence from Britain; the appointment of the first female County Court judge.
  • 2
    The great storm of 1987
    Caused by: MPs voting against the restoration of the death penalty.
  • 3
    2003: The European heat wave
    Caused by: The Eurozone coming into full force.
  • 4
    2005: The Birmingham tornado
    Caused by: Cyprus, the Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia, and Slovenia joining the EU; the first ever black person being appointed an Archbishop of the Church of England.
  • 5
    2007: Torrential rain and gale force winds
    Caused by: The smoking ban coming into force.
  • 6
    2012: England's wettest year on record
    Caused by: Transport for London banning anti-gay bus adverts; the EU winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
  • 7
    2013: St Jude Storm
    Caused by: The death of Margaret Thatcher; Nigel Farage being heckled in Edinburgh.

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