Oh dear. Are these celebs in competition to land their offspring with the most outlandish name at the mo?
We would have expected something MUCH more sensible from Countryfile presenter Julia Bradbury, but she has taken the Posh Spice/Harper Seven approach for her newborn son. His name?
Whilst you digest that, we'll give you all the other deets:
Julia, 41, and her property developer boyfriend Gerard Cunningham, 52 welcomed their son today, and both mum and bubba are said to be doing well.
She said at the time: 'We didn't think it would be possible and the pregnancy has been a wonderful surprise for both of us.
'I have endometriosis and honestly wasn't sure if I would ever realise my ambition to be a mum so to fall pregnant feels like a bit of a miracle.
'We are both delighted and our families are very happy.'
Congrats to Julia and Gerard!