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Six Nations 2014: A Prediction Of Who Will Win, Based On Six Spurious Analyses

03/02/2014 16:56 GMT | Updated 04/02/2014 11:59 GMT
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Don't follow rugby? Fear not - nor does HuffPost UK Comedy. But that's not going to stop us making a Six Nations prediction. Here's our guide to who's going to win this year's European Super Bowl, based on six things which have absolutely nothing to do with how well each team plays....

1. BEST-LOOKING CAPTAIN - ENGLAND

You know what I'm talking about, ladies! Right?!

Six Nations: Best-Looking Captain

2. FIERCEST-LOOKING CAPTAIN - ITALY

From left to right: Ireland: not that fierce. Italy: very fierce. England: befuddled. Wales: now that he's wiped that smile off his face, pretty fierce. Scotland: more proud than fierce. France: confused.

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3. SILLIEST PLAYERS' NAMES - IRELAND

Using four random players from each team, from the RBS Six Nations website:

Six Nations: Best-Looking Captain

4. NATIONAL FLAG - WALES

Dull, dull, dull, dull, dull... MYTHICAL CREATURE!

Six Nations: Best-Looking Captain

5. NATIONAL FLOWER - SCOTLAND

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty... PRETTY AND VICIOUS.

Six Nations: Best-Looking Captain

6. NUMBER OF EUROVISION SONG CONTEST WINS - IRELAND

What's another year? Another Irish Eurovision win!

Six Nations: Best-Looking Captain


That's right - you read it here first. With two wins out of our six, we predict that Ireland will win this year's Six Nations tournament. Sláinte!