38 Classic, Funny Quotes About Love For Valentine's Day

38 Funny Quotes About Love
FILE - In this 1978 file photo, Hungarian-born American actress Zsa Zsa Gabor is shown. Attorneys for Zsa Zsa Gabors daughter and husband are due in a Los Angeles court Wednesday to argue whether the ailing actress needs a conservatorship. Constance Francesca Hilton is asking a judge to oversee her mothers care and has raised concerns about her finances and medical treatment. Gabors husband of 25 years, Frederic von Anhalt, is asking a judge to reject Hiltons petition and says he has pro
FILE - In this 1978 file photo, Hungarian-born American actress Zsa Zsa Gabor is shown. Attorneys for Zsa Zsa Gabors daughter and husband are due in a Los Angeles court Wednesday to argue whether the ailing actress needs a conservatorship. Constance Francesca Hilton is asking a judge to oversee her mothers care and has raised concerns about her finances and medical treatment. Gabors husband of 25 years, Frederic von Anhalt, is asking a judge to reject Hiltons petition and says he has pro
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It's (almost) here. So what better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with champagne, chocolates and a nice meal out for two a chuckle at our collection of funny quotes about love?

And not just love, but also its by-products: sex, marriage and divorce.

From Oscar Wilde to Billy Connolly, Zsa Zsa Gabor to Victoria Wood, check out some of the most wonderful bon mots ever uttered about Cupid's arrow...

38 Funny Quotes About Love

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