You don't have to be a woman to celebrate International Women's Day. In fact, you don't have to be an international woman - those of us who don't travel much are, amazingly, still included.
And here at Huffington Post UK Comedy, we are celebrating funny women in particular. Below are just a handful of funny quotes from some of our favourite women. Quotes about being women, being themselves, being with men, being without men, wearing make-up, not playing football... and so much more.
Funny ladies of the past, present and future: we salute you (and then step into a bucket and hit our head on a mop handle).