Those pesky middle classes.
Not only do they clog up country roads with their unnecessarily large SUVs as they stock up on kale from Waitrose to sustain them through a 'Coldplay Play Dido' tribute concert but apparently they're also to blame for immigration.
This chap, whose surname sounds like his family went through the poshest and costliest of divorces as a child, has blamed the issue on a "wealthy metropolitan elite".
So what else are the blighters responsible for?
