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10 St Patrick's Day Dos And Don'ts

13/03/2014 17:57 | Updated 16 March 2015
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Are you celebrating St Patrick's Day? Of course you are. You're only human.

But whether you're drinking, parading, drinking, partying or drinking, be sure to follow our 10 top tips...

  • 1. DO get your supply of Guinness in early
  • 2. DO get to the front of the bar by telling people you're someone important
  • 3. DON'T be alarmed if you see a child with a beard
  • 4. DO wear your best hat
  • 5. DON'T be afraid to make your costume stand out
  • 6. DO indulge in some exercise you can enjoy
  • 7. DON'T worry if your city's river looks like this
  • 8. DO celebrate like an Irishman, not an American
  • 9. DON'T forget to raise a glass to other great Patricks, too
  • 10. DO remember: there's always a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

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