Steak And Blow Job Day Intended To Counteract The 'Hard Work' Men Do On Valentine's Day

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Valentine's Day: you thought it was about celebrating the love of two people, but according to the brains (and we use that word lightly) behind Steak and Blow Job Day, it's actually about men 'working very hard' to please the women in their life.

Dubbed 'Man's Valentine's Day', they reveal that men actually feel a little left out.

Diddums.

The website states: "(Men) are just too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Sure seeing that smile on their face is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Which is why this very holiday was created.

"March 14th is henceforth “Steak and Blowjob Day.” Simple, effective and self explanatory; this holiday has been created so that the ladies can show their man how much they truly care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ. That’s it."

Apart from the fact that it reduces men to grunting neanderthals, we're left asking: what about the male vegetarians? And - no offence chaps - what guy works really hard on Valentine's Day?

As far as a straw poll suggests, most guys either hastily cobble something together at the last minute, send flowers (yawn) or go out for dinner (double yawn).

The good news - judging by Twitter - is that actually, no one is taking it very seriously. Apart from the website - which predictably features pictures of women's bums and steak being eaten suggestively - it all seems like a bit of a joke.

Here are some brilliant tweets doing the rounds:


Primly Stable
Based on profile pics, I think it's safe to say that most of the men tweeting about "steak and BJ day" have never seen a grown woman naked.

Kevin Driscoll
Fuck steak and bj day i be happy with a pack of strawberry laces and a quik shag

Clairebear
So it's steak and bj day today, when's chicken and cunnilingus day then???

Shaun Mercer
Happy Steak and BJ Day Lads !! For all those without a girlfriend it's Pot Noodle and Wank Day !! 👌

M Δ T T H E W
Apparently it's national steak and bj day, guess jill will be giving me a good time tonight..

Vicki Bartlett
Steak and BJ day??? Chew a bit harder on the BJ girls he won't want it next year!!!! 😉

Taylor Willmore
All these tweets about steak and bj day are making me cringe, all of you creeps are more likely to receive head off your mum

And one seriously misogynistic fella:


Jeremy Sands
Steak and bj day tomorrow ladies make sure you've got reservations and stretch your jaw good no one wants lock jaw especially on
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