Bad Johnson: A Film About A Man's Penis Falling Off And Turning Into A Person

23/04/2014 15:32 | Updated 20 May 2015

You know Cam Gigandet? As in the guy who killed Marissa in The OC? As in R-Patz's nemesis in the first Twilight film? He's starring in a new film called Bad Johnson about what happens when a sex-obsessed guy's penis falls off and becomes an actual person. No really, this is going to be in the cinema.

So basically, from what we can gather, when the penis becomes a person he's a bit of a dick (sorry). Meanwhile, willyless Cam is a much nicer person when he doesn't have to deal with his cock's demands.

He listens to girls. He doesn't cheat. He wants a relationship. And all because he doesn't have a penis. Moral of the story? Willies are bad! And to blame for men being idiots!

We don't know about you, but we think it's a bit unfair. Surely the shlong isn't the root of all evil? Thankfully we're guessing this film isn't meant to be taken seriously or be a metaphor for something meaningful or really have any other purpose than to be quite funny. And be the first time a man has literally played the part of an actual penis on the big screen.

Also, Nick Thune - the guy who plays the penis - is somehow perfect in the part. That can't have been an easy one to cast.

You think Hollywood's seen and done it all, and then they go ahead and come out with this. The question is will there be a female equivalent? We'll keep you informed...


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