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BREAKING NEWS: Man Announces He's Not Standing In Election

30/04/2014 10:33 BST | Updated 30/04/2014 11:59 BST

A man who was thinking of maybe standing in a local by-election has confirmed that he will not be standing in that local election.

He considered running for the seat, he said earlier, but has changed his mind.

More news as it doesn't happen.

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nigel farage

One of the many people who will not be standing for election in Newark