Oh Pixie Lott, where to begin?
The jury's still out on whether this *checks notes* outfit is actually meant to be fancy dress.
But if it is, what the heck has she comes as?
Cropped top, clunky fugly shoes, comedy (i.e. not-funny-at-all) glasses and a scrunchy?
Answers on a postcard please.
The 23-year-old singer was spotted in this get-up as she arrived at Madame JoJo's in London's Soho where Miley Cyrus was partying inside.
I'm guessing Pixie stopped off in one of Soho's dodgier clothing emporium's enroute judging by that top she's almost wearing.
And cheap fabric does have a habit of going all transparent when their are bright flashbulbs about, not that she seems in the slightest bit bothered.
Pixie Lott and boyfriend Oliver Cheshire
Or indeed does her boyfriend, model Oliver Cheshire, who couldn't stop grinning as he followed her into the club.
Well, maybe he just caught sight of that shirt he's wearing.