The former ‘Two And A Half Men’ actor, who has become known for slightly ‘erratic’ behaviour in the past few years, was out for dinner with his new fiancée Brett Rossi in Los Angeles when he spotted the ‘We Found Love’ singer across the restaurant.
Well, if she was wearing that pink wig she’s been sporting lately, it would be impossible to miss her.
As his fiancée is a big fan of RiRi, Charlie decided to send the star a message and see if she would mind meeting with him, which she declined.
Clearly upset at the snub, he then took to his Twitter page to let his 11 million followers know that Rihanna had no time to speak to him in a 300+ word rant.
In the tirade, which would give Stephen Fry a grammar-induced headache, he said: “See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you. clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who've gone before you.”
Charlie even went on to lay into Rihanna’s appearance, adding: “Oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn't for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none.”
Dissing her wig? Oh no you di’int, Charlie Sheen.
Rihanna’s reply was a little less wordy, as she tweeted:
Goooorrrrrrlllllll......— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014
Clearly that’s going to be our response to everything from now on.
However, a picture clearly paints a thousand words, as illustrated by her recently updated Twitter banner:
To quote RiRi herself: “Goooorrrrrrlllllll…”