Joan Rivers' Funniest Quotes, Quips And Put-Downs

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Joan Rivers has turned 81 (yes, EIGHTY ONE!) so we thought it was about time we saluted the original Queen of Mean and 'Fashion Police' host with - what else? - 81 (count 'em) of her very best quotes, quips and put downs.

She might be edging towards a century on the planet but there's still no one quicker when it comes to dishing out a classic put down, guaranteed to silence anyone who's unfortunate enough to be in its way.

Joan Rivers: Her 80 Best Quotes And Quips
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