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Ever since Alan Carr burst onto our screens on the 'Friday Night Project' with Justin Lee Collins in 2006, he's become something of a British comedy institution.
His camptastic delivery and near-the-knuckle brand of humour have made him a household name and 'Alan Carr's Chatty Man' - his Friday night chat show on Channel 4 - remains must-see, post-pub telly.
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So as he turns 38 on 14 June, what better way to celebrate than with 10 of his funniest quotes?
Take it away Alan…
