That’s the thing about penises – you never know when they might creep up on you.
Take lawyer Robin Jacobs, who was innocently unwrapping a Milky Bar and –BANG- found himself face-to-face with a white chocolate phallus.
He said: "It was a little bit surprising, I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before - that's for sure.
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"What on earth is a penis doing on a kids chocolate bar? There's no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious - we can all see it."
To be fair to Nestle, it’s meant to be a horse, but Jacobs, of South Woodford insists: “The penis in question is even bigger than the child – surely the people making the bar can see what it looks like.”
Jacobs was chomping down on his creamy sweet treat while watching the World Cup final on Sunday.
Here it is again...
He added: "I eat an awful lot of chocolate but I don't very often have Milky Bars - in all honesty I only bought it because it was on offer.
"I wasn't really paying much attention. Then I looked down and I was quite surprised to see a massive cock staring up at me.
"I'm normally a Cadbury man but I decided to give the Milky Bar a go and look what happened.
"I still ate it but I was a little put off. I don't understand why it is there.”
At time of press, Nestle had made no comment on the matter.