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Behold The Cuchini, The Bizarre Beauty Product That Banishes Camel Toes

23/07/2014 14:03 BST | Updated 23/07/2014 14:59 BST

Ever wondered how beauty queens get such a smooth undercarriage for their swimsuit rounds? No, us neither, but prepare to be enlightened.

According to Jezebel, the beauty pageant world has a secret weapon to banish camel toes once and for all.

The Cuchini smoothes the nether regions to resemble the "anatomical incorrectness of Barbie's mon pubis".

Behold...

woman underwear

It's like a sanitary towel. But instead of doing something useful, it's a simply by-product of the designer vagina/porn star chic age.

The Cuchini was invented by Christy Sugrue and Kelly Heyniger, who say in the video: "As women, we are proud of a female anatomy, but the choice to wax or shave shouldn't affect our decision to wear a bathing suit or tight-fitting clothes."

"We are sick and tired of men pointing out our visible camel-toe," they add. "We decided something must be done."

According the website, it's reusable (yuk!), lightweight and comfortable, sticking to undergarments and clothing with clear, double-sided fashion tape to eliminate what is commonly known as camel toe.

Thoughts?