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Lindsay Lohan Eyes 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Writer E. L. James To Pen Tell All Autobiography

04/08/2014 12:49 BST | Updated 04/08/2014 12:59 BST

In a massive win for the world of literature, Lindsay Lohan could be about to spill the beans on her turbulent life so far in a tell-all autobiography.

According to sources, the book will be a no-holds-barred account of her 28 years on the planet, so we can no doubt expect tales of childhood fame, repeated rehab visits and - best of all - getting told to “cut the bulls***” by Oprah Winfrey.

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Lindsay Lohan

An insider told The Sun: “Lindsay held meetings at major publishing houses in London recently - and the stories she promised the literary agents made their jaws drop.

“She’s prepared to put everything out there and has already proved she’s not shy with the list of men she claims to have slept with.”

Of course, Lindsay being a busy gal - those chairs at the Chiltern Firehouse won’t keep themselves occupied, will they? - she couldn’t possibly sit down and write the whole thing herself, so she’s looking into getting a ghost writer to do it for her, and has reportedly set her sights on none other than ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ writer, E. L. James.

The source added: “Lindsay is now looking for a ghost writer. It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she’s in with a shot of getting E. L. James to work on it - they met recently at the Chiltern Firehouse and got on well.”

Well, she is the woman who managed to make some bondage-inspired ‘Twilight’ fanfiction into the fastest-selling paperback book of all time, so we can only imagine the spin she’d put on Lindsay’s dramatic life story.

We can only hope and pray that this comes to fruition, as we think Lindsay’s autobiography would look great sitting on our bookshelf next to books by Kelly Brook and Luisa Zissman, who both have tell-all books coming out in the near future.

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