The things that will make you fall in love, the things that will make you want to kill yourself, the things that an actual angel says in real life...
1. The ponytail. Seeing Adriana for the first time in person means getting full view of her immaculate hair, jet black and slicked back to perfection. It's the glossiest thing you've ever seen - very dressage prize-winning pony meets Angel Barbie (respectfully).
2. The arms. You'll want arms like these, you'll want them so much they'll be on your mind a lot - maybe for the rest of your life. The lady works out, that's a given, but she's slim and toned, not scrawny. Basically these are arms as God - and Tracy Anderson - intended them to be.
3. "What's a Christmas jumper?" Yes, these words were uttered. The craze is yet to reach the VS fleet of Angels, and you feel terribly gauche for even uttering the word "jumper". Of course Angels don't wear jumpers. In saying that, Lima says she'd be down with a Christmas onesie or a good ol' set of flannel pjs. Only thing is it kind of clashes with her holiday plans: "I'll be in Miami, wearing my bikini!"
5. You'll leave wanting an ankle tattoo. Adriana has a tribal design and star around her left foot, which, teamed with killer stilettos looks just incredible. Does it look as good on a mere mortal? I'll report back when the tattooist is all finished here.
The glowy complexion, the perfectly lined eyes, the scarlet nail polish, the nude lip and those pearly whites - Jesus. She. Is. Just. Beautiful.