Beyonce Is Here To Help You

14/08/2014 16:38 | Updated 22 May 2015

Queen of the world Beyonce is offering up her services to make you feel SO much better. Screw self help books, they just make you feel crap anyway. All you need is an amazing Beyonce track to fit your mood just perfectly.

It clearly wasn't enough for Bey to to drop an entire album by surprise AND release 17 incredible videos to go alongside it.

Just call her your life coach.

So here's how it works... Just log on to and tell Beyonce how you're feeling by selecting from the following:

1. Too bootylicious for you to handle

2. Supported by my home girls

3. Caught up in emotion

3. So fierce

4. Ecstatic about surprise Beyonce

5. How any girl would feel married to Jay-Z

Then tell her "what he's done now":

1. Shown me the meaning of true love

2. Made eye contact from across the room

3. Cheated on me

4. Left me heartbroken

5. Who said I need a man?

Then voila, you're presented with the Beyonce track which best suits your state of mind. Brilliant.

While the second drop-down menu can actually do one, what a truly brilliant idea... Almost as good as The Nineties Button.


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