Bad-boy actor Charlie Sheen may have his faults – what with the drug-taking and sex addiction etc etc – but not standing up for his bullied daughter isn't one of them. Even if he has tackled it in a typically, er, Charlie way!
The Hollywood star is calling on his army of nine million Twitter followers to send dog poo to his nine-year-old daughter's tormentors who hounded her out of her school.
He wrote: "My daughter Sam was bullied out of Viewpoint school and then called a liar. It's on!
"If you have a rotted egg a roll of toilet paper or some dog s***; I urge you to deliver it 'with extreme prejudice'"
He claimed the school was run by 'trolls and charlatans' and added: "smear the s*** to spell one name on the front door; VICTORIA. Eat that loser."
Sam is Charlie's eldest daughter with former Bond girl Denise Richards. She has a little sister, Lola, seven. The pair battled fiercely over custody of the girls after they split in 2006.
During a three-year court tussle, Denise accused the Anger Management star of being sex obsessed and acting inappropriately around the kids.
But at least you can't say he doesn't care about them!