"They seemed very interested in a townhouse in the square, but they apparently felt the cons outweighed the pros," the local said.
Yep, cons mean neighbours. Famous neighbours, too. In fact, the Beckhams could have ended up living next to Tony and Cherie Blair if they had stuck with their initial decision.
Instead, they went and bought a super luxe home elsewhere in the area. We can't imagine the Beckhams and Blairs were ever going to be BFFs.
As we haven't seen David out and about in a while, here he is looking oh so dapper: