Disney Pizza Princess: Good Or Just Kind Of Gross?

14/08/2014 16:42 | Updated 20 May 2015

A Disney Pizza Princess is now a real life, well animated GIF, thing. Ever dreamt your favourite dough-based Italian food and your most loved Disney princess could somehow unite in a delicious yet utterly weird fashion?

Well you're in luck and everyone one else who would never allowed such a random thought to cross their mind may as well stop reading.

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Um, we told you to stop reading.

Described by some as "the best Disney princess," and others as a "Disney princess we can all relate to," we're starting to think we're the only ones who think it's a little bit gross.

Firstly, how impractical is a dress made of pizza? If we recall correctly, ol' Cinders wasn't the best at keeping her sh*t together - the lost glass slipper, calling on woodland critters to remind her to wash and brush her teeth etc etc - so we're not sure we'd trust her not to stand under a hot lamp and end up staining Prince Charming's lovely blue suit with melted cheese.

Secondly, did we really need to see Cinderella transform into a gooey and pepperonied princess? No, not really. And what the heck is it actually meant to mean? That since we were little girls singing along to 'Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo' deep down we were really dreaming of eating our clothes right off our backs? *Confused face*.

Maybe we're reading too much into this and we should just accept Pizzarella for her sheer randomness?

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