According to Spencer Matthews (aka the gospel *rolls eyes*) he and the Duchess of Cambridge's sister Pippa Middleton are like peas in a pod.
The Made In Chelsea star told Now magazine of his royal social circle and claimed he and Pips "always enjoy each other's company". Vom.
"I attended Eton at the same time as Prince Harry," Spenny gossed. "He's close mates with Oliver Proudlock. And I've just spent the weekend with James Middleton at our place in Scotland.
Please be quiet.
"Pippa was running around jokingly shouting, 'Oh my god, it's Spencer Matthews!' So in turn, I started running around shouting, 'Oh my god it's Pippa Middleton!'." Agh. Seriously. He needs to stop talking.