"Girls don't worry if ur results are poor - you can always have a career getting your t*ts out or escorting," said no careers advisor, ever.
But luckily, good old Josie Cunningham is around to dish out some sage advice.
Good luck to everyone getting your A Level results today. Girls, don't worry if ur results are poor - you can always (cont)— Josie Cunningham (@JosieCOnline) August 14, 2014
have a career getting your tits out or escorting. (Obviously if your over 18!) #Josie'sCareerAdvice— Josie Cunningham (@JosieCOnline) August 14, 2014
So, girls, forget that career in politics, or engineering, or teaching, and make sure you do tune into her #Josie'sCareerAdvice hashtag for some more pearls of wisdom. We wouldn't want you doing something silly like taking a gap year or applying to university through clearing now would we?
However, if there is a slim chance you don't fancy a career in getting yer baps out, then you can always head over to our A-levels or career advice section. We promise there's no boobs involved. #HuffPost'sCareerAdvice
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