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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West For American Vogue: 27 Questions About The Kimye Kover

14/08/2014 16:41 | Updated 20 May 2015

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last week, you'll know Kim Kardashian and Kanye West AKA the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple are on the cover of US Vogue. And if you're anything like us you'll still be staring, mouth wide open, eyes boggling at the cover you never thought would happen in a gazillion years.

It's like that time Robbie Williams was naked with Gisele Bundchen in a sequin Union Jack bikini on the cover of British Vogue in 2000. We only forgave the mag back then because it was the Noughties and we didn't know any better.

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From the looks of things it seems Kanye West, our modern day Henry Higgins, has achieved his goal and transformed his reality star, belfie-loving Eliza Doolittle into a fully-fledged fashion icon, leaving us thinking: "What, the actual, f*ck!?"

Rumour had it that Kanye pleased with Vogue editor Anna Wintour to put his baby mamma - who she up until recently banned from the annual Met Ball - on the cover of her magazine. But in a statement defending her decision, Wintour flat out denied the claims.

So before we start worrying that Conde Nast has been taken over by aliens, we need these questions answered.

1. Is Anna Wintour over that whole Kim Kardashian "is the worst thing since socks and sandals" vibe now?

2. Is Vogue having a mid-life crisis?

3. Is this the fashion magazine equivalent of buying a sports car and leaving your wife?

4. Is Vogue now a gossip magazine?

5. Does Vogue think it's Hello! magazine?

6. Is Vogue going bust?

7. Does this mean Alexandra Shulman is going to put Professor Green and Millie Mackintosh on the cover of British Vogue? Because it's pretty much the same principal, right?

8. Why is Kim wearing a wedding dress when Kanye's just rolled up in any ol' thing?

9. Is Kanye asleep?

10. Can Kanye just not bear to look?

11. What do you call that backdrop colour? Taupe?

12. Are we the only ones who think Kim's left hand looks weird?

13. Will Sarah Michelle Gellar AKA Buffy The Vampire Slayer actually cancel her Vogue subscription?

14. Will Paris Hilton ever be on the cover of Vogue?

15. Will Honey Boo Boo ever be on the cover of Vogue?

16. Can we be on the cover of Vogue?

17. Can Beyonce and Kim be friends now?

18. Would Kim have ever made the cover solo?

19. Has momager Kris Jenner imploded with joy?

20. Is Kanye West a secret agent?

21. Does Anna Wintour know Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?

22. Will Anna Wintour go to their wedding?

23. What have the Kardashian-Jenner's got on Anna Wintour to make this happen?

24. Has Anna Wintour lost her mind?

25. Will the world ever be the same again?

26. Why do we feel the need to buy the issue?

27. Did Kanye really bring the leather jogging pants to Fendi?

Gaaaaaahhh!

Anna Wintour Defends Kim Kardashian's Vogue Cover

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