Mila Kunis' Pregnancy Campaign: Stop Dads Saying 'We Are Pregnant'

14/08/2014 16:45 | Updated 20 May 2015

Mila Kunis has hit out at all expectant fathers who say "we are pregnant", because guess what? It's just women growing little "love goblins" inside their womb not men.

During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Tuesday, the pregnant actress addressed the audience with a dramatic monologue explaining just why dads need to back the hell off and stop saying "we are pregnant." Are they the ones who have to "squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole"? No.

When Jimmy - whose wife Molly McNearney is expecting their first child together - mentioned to Mila: "My wife and I are pregnant. We are having a baby very soon as well," the 30-year-old actress replied sarcastically: "Oh, you both are having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?" before launching into the best rant ever.

"Hello, I'm Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers. Stop saying, 'We're pregnant'. You're not pregnant!

"Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No."

"When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila.

"We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."

One word... Incredible.

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