01:26am: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are naturally pretty much the last stars to arrive and look the best. Well, obviously.
01:06am: Goldie Hawn is there! Still want to be best friends with the star purely on the grounds she was great in Overboard...
Backstage at the #ArchDigestGreenRoom w/ with @GoldieHawnpic.twitter.com/vWztPQkqUX
- The Academy (@TheAcademy) March 3, 2014
01:00am: And her royal highness, Julia Roberts has arrived.
12:50am: Charlize Theron looks fierce in black plus DKNY PR Girl makes an excellent case for becoming a fan of the star if you're not already.
12:46am: Just in case you're wondering, you can see every star on the red carpet right here. Hurrah!
12:41am: Why Hadley Freeman should do all the celebrity captions ever from now on...
Naomi Watts, pretending to give a damn about some hack's question pic.twitter.com/h277OV3hAD
- Hadley Freeman (@HadleyFreeman) March 3, 2014
12:37am: More LOLs courtesy of Bette...
I loved Cate Blanchett's performance as an unhinged woman who talks to herself after a few martinis. Finally, a character I can relate to!
- Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 3, 2014
12:32am: Eek! Jennifer Lawrence has fallen over on the red carpet! Remember her tumble, circa 2013? The only woman who can make this look actually quite cool...
12:21am: Jared Leto and his bro do a smouldering selfie. Sidenote: another man doing white-on-white! Jared wins over Ryan Seacrest, er, because we fancy him.
12:18am: Ellen gets up close and personal with Oscar and all his clones.
These guys are here. pic.twitter.com/sO2KfI2qjj
- Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 2, 2014
12:15am: Oh Lupita, Lupita... *clutches heart*
12:10am: Pharrell is wearing actual shorts to the actual Oscars *feels strange*.
12:07am: Okay, so our girl Anna's J Mendel dress is getting trash-talked. She's still awesome. End of.
I just saw Anna Kendrick and literally screamed. In a bad way. Worst dressed so far? - J #Oscar prep. Actress Naomi Watts gets red carpet ready in Calvin Klein Collection. pic.twitter.com/Hfi6Peun2P
- Calvin Klein (@CalvinKlein) March 3, 2014
12:02am: Pharrell Williams is on the red carpet, he's looking sharp and this is how he got ready for the red carpet. So. Damn. Cool.
Getting ready for the #glamour
- Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 2, 2014
23:47pm: Strongly agreeing with E! on this one...
10:29pm: Kelly Osbourne hits the red carpet - and it's raining just as hard in LA as it is here in Blighty! Loving her gold lace over bright white.
10:22pm: The Oscars 2014 is here! And what better* way to start the night than with a picture of AC Slater on the red carpet getting photo bombed by a Barbie? (*Disclaimer: there are definitely better ways - this will get better, we promise).