Hmmm, how to make it clear you'd REALLY like to appear on Saturday night prime-time TV? Drop a HUGE hint in your national newspaper column, a la Pippa Middleton.
After deciding on her "Spanish theme", she wrote: "The pièce de résistance will be ME! I'm going to learn flamenco and surprise my guests with a star turn."
And learn it she did. Apparently, it all went spiffingly, with friends and family "suitably impressed".
"Good practice in case I'm ever asked on Strictly ... Now that would be fun!"
Erm, big hint, much? We actually think she'd be a brilliant contestant - but would her bottom just steal the limelight? *royal wedding deja vu*
Would you like to see Pippa Middleton on Strictly? Leave your thoughts below. And, in the meantime, flick through her style history here. Why not...