Teenage Girl Gave Out 'Sperm Filled Cupcakes' To Bullies

14/08/2014 17:01 | Updated 20 May 2015

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Revenge is a dish best served cold - particularly if it's sperm filled cupcakes. We're not sure how true this story is (if you google sperm cupcakes, there appears to be a rich seam-en) but still...

A bullied teenage school girl reportedly put pubic hair and semen into cupcakes before handing them out last week at her high school to mean girls who had picked on her.

Apparently when a pupil asked the girl why her cupcakes tasted so bad, she said it was because she had filled them with bodily fluids.

Quite where the supply of semen had come from is not explained.

Nevertheless, police were called in to Centennial High School in Bakersfield, California where they confirmed that the cupcakes were made with a gross (but, thankfully, not that gross) combination of cupboard staples including mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, and soy sauce.

But the food was destroyed before it could actually be tested for semen. One teenager is reported to have missed a day's school with digestive problems.

The police have dismissed the cake bake as nothing more than a 'high school prank'.


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