When police arrested Tennessee teenager, Dallas J. Archer, we're pretty sure they didn't expect to find a loaded handgun stowed away in her vagina. HER VAGINA!
The 19-year-old was found to be concealing the four inch revolver after she was pulled over by police for driving with a suspended license, but found herself up shit creek without a paddle when "a female jailer performed a search of Ms Archer and located an unknown item in her crotch."
According to the aptly named website The Smoking Gun, it turns out the gun was stolen last year when retired car salesman John Souther's car was "ransacked" in an "auto burglary".
The owner, 70, was more than a little surprised upon hearing about the whereabouts of his gun and told TSG he'd make sure to give his stolen "little fellow... a bath in bleach."
Excuse our French but that is just f*cking gross.
Dallas was charged with gun possession and "introducing contraband into a penal facility", but was later released on $6,000 bail.
Alarmingly, this isn't the first time someone's allegedly been caught with a gun concealed in their vag. Just last year, an Oklahoma woman was arrested with a loaded 5-shot revolver sticking out of her private parts.
At the time Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR said: "It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm.
"If it goes off, it's only going one place."
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