When police arrested Tennessee teenager, Dallas J. Archer, we're pretty sure they didn't expect to find a loaded handgun stowed away in her vagina. HER VAGINA!
The 19-year-old was found to be concealing the four inch revolver after she was pulled over by police for driving with a suspended license, but found herself up shit creek without a paddle when "a female jailer performed a search of Ms Archer and located an unknown item in her crotch."
The owner, 70, was more than a little surprised upon hearing about the whereabouts of his gun and told TSG he'd make sure to give his stolen "little fellow... a bath in bleach."
Excuse our French but that is just f*cking gross.
Dallas was charged with gun possession and "introducing contraband into a penal facility", but was later released on $6,000 bail.
Alarmingly, this isn't the first time someone's allegedly been caught with a gun concealed in their vag. Just last year, an Oklahoma woman was arrested with a loaded 5-shot revolver sticking out of her private parts.
At the time Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR said: "It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm.
"If it goes off, it's only going one place."