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Alcohol Labels Tell It How It Is

17/08/2014 12:48 | Updated 20 May 2015

Already thinking about that large G&T you're going to have tonight?

The thing is, one drink can easily turn into another and the next thing you know, someone's ordered a round of Jagerbombs and you wake up with the mother of all hangovers.

Sound familiar? These re-labelled alcohol bottles tell the truth about boozing...

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Wine wine

It's perfect when paired with a light lunch on a sunny afternoon. When overdone, you will end up crying alone.

Jagermeister

Jagerbombs always seem like such a good idea at the time - but the "Vomit Everywhere" tagline is worth bearing in mind. Seriously, this stuff is like cough medicine and the Red Bull mixer is just fuel to the fire.

Malibu

Oh sweet Malibu. Remember drinking this tropical-tasting spirit aged 16 while getting your pre-drinking game on with Ring of Fire?

Vodka

If you've ever spent half the night in the bar/club/pub bathroom consoling some random girl over her break-up (and re-applying her makeup) this is the reason why.

Jack Daniels/whiskey

"Text Your Ex" whiskey anyone? This is never a good idea. Never.

These labels are so accurate, they might stop us from drinking them altogether. Then again...

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