Problems with the iPhone 6 bending are being caused by hipsters, tech experts said today.
"One hundred per cent of people who rushed out to buy the new iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 are annoying hipsters," said one, "so it logically follows that they wear skinny jeans. Probably red ones."
"Most of these iPhone owners will find that if they swap their tight trousers for unfashionable slacks or loose cargo pants, their iPhones won't bend."
Apple has claimed that it didn't discover the fault in the new iPhone design until it went on sale, as all the staff at their Apple Stores wearing comfortable, loose-fitting trousers:
"They're not called Geniuses for nothing," said an Apple insider.