We don't know much about football here at HuffPost Entertainment but we do know that Wayne Rooney is pretty nifty at kicking a ball about, alas, the same cannot be said for his singing.
The *checks notes* Manchester United captain showcased his (ahem) vocal 'talents' when he joined Ed Sheeran for a bit of a singsong down his local boozer after seeing him in concert.
Thankfully, the outstanding duet - the likes of which we haven't seen since Katie Price and Peter Andre's beautiful take on 'A Whole New World' - was captured on film.
In the clip, the footballer can be seen (and heard, unfortunately) belting out 'Lego House' in front of a load of his mates at the Sir Ralph Abercrombie pub in Manchester, accompanied by Ed on guitar.
If you think your ears can stand it (ours are still bleeding, so don't say we didn't warn you), then click on the video above.