We have a message for you, Adele. We know that you were planning to release your new music next year and everything - but just give up. What hope do you have of having the best album of the year, when Katie Price is gearing up to release new material?
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Yes, folks, you read that correctly, Katie has announced that she’s currently in the studio and plans to give us the album the whole country has been crying out for, since she so cruelly left the world of music without a trace.
The last time we saw Katie sing - or, at the very least, mime - was in 2010, when she performed her single ‘Free To Love Again’ on ‘GMTV’, a track so moving and heartfelt that the British public actually became too emotional to buy it (surely that can be the only explanation for why it charted at number 60?)
Katie Price
Luckily, The Pricey is undeterred, and four years later, she's warmed up her vocal cords, and her producers have dusted off the AutoTune, ready for a musical comeback.
She tells The Sun: “I am recording, and I will put it out. If people don’t want to listen then they can just not click on the button.
“I’ve never said I’m the best singer but if I have the opportunity, then why not? I’m sure if others could they would.”
Katie's ill-fated performance of 'Free To Love Again' in 2010
So what’s it going to be Katie? Another dancefloor-stomper filled with attitude and sass?
Sadly not.
According to Katie: “It’ll be mushy stuff...ballads. A bit like karaoke. And it’s not to make money, I’ll probably do it for charity.”
Let’s face it, Katie has got plenty of material for an emotional ballad after the year she’s had, discovering back in May that her husband, Kieran Hayler, had been cheating on her with one of her closest friends… just days after announcing she was carrying his baby.
While she’s admitted she still struggles to forgive Kieran, the two are now back together and looking forward to their lives together… lives which we can only hope and pray are filled with yet more amazing songs like this one:
