Ok, so there are far more people than this you should be following on Twitter, but this is a start...
The Newcomers
Age: 140
Handle: @England
Occupation: Adored national frustration
Why you should follow them: If you're English you have no excuse
Name: The CIA
Age: 67
Handle: @CIA
Occupation: Spying
Why you should follow them: Because they're already following you, one way or another
Name: Theo Walcott
Age: 25
Handle: @theowalcott
Occupation: Footballer
Why you should follow them: When he's not injured he's bloody talented
Name: Lupita Nyong'o
Age: 31
Handle: @Lupita_Nyongo
Occupation: Actor
Why you should follow them: A superb acting talent taking the world by storm
Name: Jo Froggat
Age: 34
Handle: @JoFroggatt
Occupation: Actor
Why you should follow them: One of the best things in your favourite show
Name:Susie Dent
Age: 47
Handle: @susie_dent
Occupation: "That woman in Dictionary Corner"
Why you should follow them: A font of lexical knowledge
Name:Robert Downey Jr
Age: 49
Handle: @RobertDowneyJr
Occupation: Actor
Why you should follow them: Why wouldn't you follow one of the coolest guys on the planet?
Name:Geoffrey Boycott
Age: 74
Handle: @GeoffreyBoycott
Occupation: Cricket commentator
Why you should follow them: If you like cricket, you like Geoffrey Boycott
Name:Rashtrapati Bhavan
Handle: @RashtrapatiBhvn
Occupation: President of India
Why you should follow them: The leader of 1.2 billion people deserves to be listened to
Name:Tess Daly
Age: 45
Handle: @TessDaly
Occupation: TV presenter
Why you should follow them: She's one of the nation's favourites
The funny people
Name:Moose Allain
Handle: @MooseAllain
Occupation: "Artist, etc. Dogsbody, but human head. Peripheral visionary. Pest."
Best tweet:
Name:Keri
Handle: @kerihw
Occupation: "small nervous man"
Best tweet:
Name:Tom Jamieson
Handle: @jamiesont
Occupation: Staff writer Private Eye. Dead Ringers R4.
Best tweet:
Name:Paul Bassett Davies
Handle: @thewritertype
Occupation: "Writer in residence, at my house."
Best tweet:
Name:Lisa
Handle: @biscuitahoy
Occupation: "General twat. Founder and editor of the @FlamingTrilby website."
Best tweet:
Name:Scriblit
Handle: @Scriblit
Occupation: "Temporary joke wrangler to the stars"
Best tweet:
Name: The Bath Bird
Handle: @TheBathBird
Occupation: "Very sweary atheist. 3 kids, 2 dogs, 1 husband. They all cramp my style."
Best tweet:
Name:Amanda
Handle: @Pandamoanimum
Occupation: "Mum of 2. Wife of 1. Lover of wine."
Best tweet:
Name:Eliza Bayne
Handle: @ElizaBayne
Occupation: "I make stuff."
Best tweet:
Name:GusTheFox
Handle: @GusTheFox
Occupation: Sucking tuna out of a bomber jacket.
Best tweet:
Politics
Name: Stella Creasy
Handle: @stellacreasy
Occupation: Labour and Co-operative MP for Walthamstow
Best tweet:
Name: General Boles
Handle: @GeneralBoles
Occupation: "Parody Minister of State for (Photoshop) Skills."
Best tweet:
Name:Karl Sharro
Handle: @karlremarks_AR
Occupation: "Architect, joker, blogger and extremely bad cartoonist"
Best tweet:
Name:Ed Balls
Handle: @edballsmp
Occupation: Labour and Co-operative MP for Morley & Outwood and Shadow Chancellor
Best tweet:
Name:Tom Watson
Handle: @tom_watson
Occupation: Member of Parliament for West Bromwich East
Best tweet:
Name:Jonathan Portes
Handle: @jdportes
Occupation: Director, National Institute of Economic and Social Research
Best tweet:
Name: Gawain Towler
Handle: @GawainTowler
Occupation: Ukip spinner, possibly the hardest job in the world
Best tweet:
Name: Primly Stable
Handle: @PrimlyStable
Occupation: "Purveyor of 'world-class snark' since 2010"
Best tweet:
Name: Peter Mannion 'MP'
Handle: @PeterMannionMP
Occupation: Top notch parody
Best tweet:
Name: Michael Fabricant
Handle: @Mike_Fabricant
Occupation: MP dude for Lichfield
Best tweet:
The celebs
Name:James Blunt
Handle: @JamesBlunt
Occupation: Singer, surprisingly funny man and king of putdowns
Best tweet:
Name:Jemima Kirke
Handle: @jemimakirke
Occupation: Actor
Best tweet:
Name: Steph and Dom
Handle: @stephanddom
Occupation: Tipsy Goggleboxers
Best tweet:
Name:Chelsea Handler
Handle: @chelseahandler
Occupation: Comedian, TV personality and Author
Best tweet:
Name: Jimmy Bullard
Handle: @jimmybullard
Occupation: Former footballer and 'I'm a Celebrity' evictee
Best tweet:
Name:Mark-Francis
Handle: @MarkVandelli
Occupation: 'Made in Chelsea' star
Best tweet:
Name:Emma Watson
Handle: @EmWatson
Occupation: British actress, Goodwill Ambassador for UN Women
Best tweet:
And 10 delightful randoms...
Name: Drawn Your Tweet
Handle: @drawnyourtweet
Occupation: "Randomly(ish) inking your tweets."
Best tweet:
Name: Curiosity Rover
Handle: @MarsCuriosity
Occupation: To rove the surface of Mars
Best tweet:
Name: Shit London
Handle: @shitlondon
Occupation: Pointing out shit stuff in London
Best tweet:
Name: Lazlo Shunt
Handle: @Lazlo_Shunt
Occupation: Swearer
Best tweet:
Name: The Media Blog
Handle: @TheMediaTweets
Occupation: "Covering the good, the bad & the ugly of the media"
Best tweet:
Name: Shit Pundits Say
Handle: @Shit_PunditsSay
Occupation: Destroyer of pundits
Best tweet:
Name: Boring James Milner
Handle: @BoringMilner
Occupation: James Milner parody
Best tweet:
Name: Vice Is Hip
Handle: @Vice_Is_Hip
Occupation: Vice parody
Best tweet:
Name: Doctor Pug
Handle: @DoctorPug
Occupation: Medical Dog providing heals and feels with his expertise and #Pugscriptions.
Best tweet: