The policy chief failed to complete the party's long overdue manifesto, but not to worry, because Twitter has some excellent ideas of what would make the perfect Ukip policy statement.
Gay marriage vows to include the phrase ''as long as we're not all in people's faces about it'' #MyUkipManifesto— Katie Hart (@KatieHart010) January 20, 2015
United Kingdom to be renamed Greater South East England. #MyUkipManifesto— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) January 20, 2015
#MyUkipManifesto invent self cleaning fridges to give us girls more time to focus on new compulsary, non-ostentatious page 3 careers.— Cllr Sarah Dodds (@CllrSarah) January 20, 2015
#MyUkipManifesto In spring put the clocks back to 1930 and leave them there.— I H8 Southern Fail (@nokhbi) January 20, 2015
Ban all orange & coffee coloured Revels. #MyUkipManifesto— Zorro P Freely (@banalyst) January 20, 2015
Price cut for mustard coloured corduroy trousers and tweed jackets paid for by a tax on Reggae Reggae Sauce. #MyUKipManifesto— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) January 20, 2015
We will send foreigners back to where they came from.
These two Tibetans will be on the first boat pic.twitter.com/2GeqZgZmcI— Politicus Comedicus (@ubrianis) January 20, 2015
Birmingham to be opened up to non-Muslims again #MyUkipManifesto— Chris Coulson (@chrisccoulson) January 20, 2015
Wind turbines allowed only on north coast of France, turned inward to blow back the immigrants #MyUKIPManifesto— Space Prawn (@astrotomato) January 20, 2015
All funds for cancer research will be transfered to finding a cure for homosexuality #myukipmanifesto— GeraldRouse (@geraldrouse1) January 20, 2015
Insist on driving on the correct side of the road (the left) when on holiday abroad #MyUkipManifesto— Simon Wookey (@Simon_in_London) January 20, 2015
#MyUKIPManifesto Make Scout and Guide uniforms all black and teach them new, straight-armed salute.— MartynWaites (@MartynWaites) January 20, 2015
The 1979 Tory manifesto #MyUkipManifesto— Katie Hart (@KatieHart010) January 20, 2015
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