Fresh from praising the efforts of Queen's Park Raisins, Louis Van Gaal has struggled with the English language again, this time while describing his bum.
According to Goal.com, the Manchester United manager told his players that their 4-4-2 formation made him "squeeze" his ass.
Speaking to reporters, he said: "I know that, with 4-4-2, the stats are giving positive results, we have won more with 4-4-2 in a diamond, but, when you analyse the games, then we have twitched our ass on the bench.
"I said to my players I was squeezing my ass but I knew that was the wrong expression. I meant I have twitched my ass on the bench because we were out of balance."Suggest a correction